We lern from our mistakes
I am pleased to tell you that we are taking positive, pro-active measures to deal with the “infractions” turned up in our recent SEC investigation.
The board and I have been in an executive retreat/golf tournament to discuss these matters, and here are our new rules:
* Beginning immediately we are stepping up our contributions to influential judges, attorneys and legislators.
* We will be conducting rigorous background screenings on all potential prostitutes and/or female escorts.
* We will be training our executive committee extensively on the history and use of the fifth amendment.
* We will immediately begin negotiating penalties with the SEC that will NOT impact executive committee’s 2007 bonuses.
These are bold steps forward and I, for one, feel better than ever about the future of BloHoleCo!
You all have a great day!
