Me at the 2004 convention. I said a lot of the same things this year because I reached into my suit pocket and took out the wrong notes.
Here at the Republican National Convention our motto is “We don’t care if there are empty seats and the crowds are bored!” I am proud to tell you that I have spoken on several panels, including “Hell, Abolish ALL Taxes on the Rich,” “Republicans Are NOT Out of Touch — Just Ask Our Gardeners!” and “Why Jesus Looked Like a Hippie: Life Before Haircuts.” I was also going to speak at the “Why Barack Obama Is Inexperienced” panel, but that one was abruptly cancelled after John McCain chose Sarah Palin.
You all have a great day!
