There sure are a lot of blonde, white people here!
There are a lot of great people here at the Republican National Convention! The other night Sally and I were the guests of J. Pierpont Podman and his lovely family. He is the author of “Foreign Policy Successes of the Bush Administration,” which sounds like a book I would like to read, because it’s only 30 pages long, with big print and lots of pictures — I mean illustrations.
Look for me on the radio!
Also, I took a moment to speak with internationally known conservative talk show host Conrad Guano, host of “The Guano Report,” which is the most popular conservative talk show among embittered shut-ins in several different areas.
I was so busy there wasn’t any time to mock the poor!
Nah, just kidding.
You all have a great day!
